Fat Vinnie: So, uh, Gio- whats' choo wanna name yo bidness?
Hairy Gio: I dunno, we's selling cahs, right? And we in Cali, right? Choo like 'Cahs of the wild west' gettit?! Harumphhahaaa- choo know, like cowboys n' stuff?
Fat Vinnie: Whaddchoo thinkin'?! People might think we's talkin' about da ladeez or sumpin'! I's gotta acks you sumpin'. Whut if these dem cahs were like a cowboy's horse?! where's do dose cowboys keep dem horses?
Hairy Gio: I dunno. Inna cage?
Fat Vinnie: No! It's like a fencing in yahd... you know, with a fence 'round it?
Hairy Gio: Choo mean a COR-ral? That's whut you talkin' about?
Fat Vinnie: Yeah, yeah... 'cept, we gotta make it d'ffrent... how can we's do that?
Hairy Gio: Whaddya think of puttin' a 'K' instead of a 'C'? People'll think we's smaht!
Fat Vinnie: Now you's talkin'...
And so, ladies and gentlemen, the beautiful a classy Napa Valley has a 'Kar Korral' happily doing business about the civilians. I refuse to shop anywhere or purchase any product that uses the wrong spelling on purpose. There are two exceptions to this rule:
1) The business uses a pun to misspell, such as, 'Let's have a fun Thyme!' as a cooking store. Now, that's clever.
2) The business is selling a bite size piece of gummy deliciousness masked as a product of the grill.
p.s. my spell check went HAYWIRE when I tried to check spelling on this post.