you would know that it says, "Stephanie is sick:( She cannot stop coughing and sounds like a 60 year old male trucker when she talks!"
Well, my sweet little five year old came into my room and noticed I was under the weather. When informed that I would not be taking said child to school, she took the matter into her own hands and called Nana to ask for a ride to school. Apparently, the lack of perfect vision has given her the ability to dial a seven digit phone number from memory. That, and the accomplishment of complete embarrassment on my part by letting my mother-in-law know that I have the inability to care for her son's offspring.