10.08.2008

Famed Paleontologist Invites Colleagues to a Dig



Accomplished and beautiful paleontologist, Dr. Kaitlin Graham of Napa Valley Christian University, has made a discovery of the century. Dr. Graham has unearthed, what seems to be, an ancient dinosaur playground. Found on site were fossilized dinosaur bones, preserved dinosaur eggs and other pieces of evidence pointing to an existence other than human life. As a brilliant and well-know paleontologist, Dr. Graham has a multitude of equally distinguished associates. All aforementioned associates will be asked to accompany Dr. Graham to continue her work at the digging site, located at 2951 Main Street. Exhumation for this project will commence on Saturday, October, 18th at 10:30 am. Regarding the sensitivity and high security of said site, body guards will escort the summoned paleontologists and return after dig is completed. Their work is expected to take 3 hours. The public should anticipate great and unusual things to come forth from this prodigious effort. A complete list of the paleontologists was not available for publishing at this time, but should be made so by Monday, October 13th. Should readers have any questions regarding this article, please feel free to call editor-in-chief, Stephanie Graham @ 555-8783

How's that for a birthday invitation?

4 comments:

april kennedy said...

Brilliant! what is on main street to dig though?

Stephanie said...

Just put Main Street so people didn't know my real address.

lmhiserman said...

Way too cute! I love it. You are way to creative.

Noah's Mommy said...

Brilliant....the most creative invitation I've ever seen....